When it comes to funny Nottingham stag activities, nothing beats beer goggle football! Proper comedy genius, this event will have you rolling around and roaring laughing. Picture this: two teams playing 5-a-side and a bunch of spinoff games and challenges wearing goggles that make everything look a bit blurry...
We all know what happens when you're wearing beer goggles. Football usually isn't one of those things. But it will be on the stag! Instead of doing something or someone you really shouldn't, you'll be playing football, taking tragic penalty kicks, falling on your arse loads, and attempting to weave round strategically placed cones.
You get an event coordinator. Otherwise it would literally be the blind leading the blind. Shit will go sideways. Dumbass moves will be made. It will be tragic. Payback will happen when everyone but the stag takes their goggles off and he runs around looking like a right Spencer.
Here's the best thing about beer goggle football: it's a level playing field. Ain't no one gonna care if you're rubbish. Even Messi would have trouble if he were wearing a pair of these bad boys. It's all about the funnies and making a bit of a tit out of yourself.
We all love the classics, but if you're after a change from traditional Nottingham stag activities like archery, beer goggle football is an inspired choice. Can you score when you've been seriously compromised? Use the force and bang it in the back of the net.
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