Newquay Old School Sports Day

Leave surfing to the beach bums and smashthe sack race!

How's this for a plan: round up the boysand get yourselves off down to Cornwall party central for sun, sea, sand, beerand old school shenanigans? If that sounds like the best idea you've heard inmonths, give us the nod and we'll sort you out. The activity is Newquay OldSchool Sports Day and it's unbeatable for banter, fails, funnies, bonding andteam spirit. All essential ingredients for a stag weekend.

"School's out forever" - Alice Cooper

It might be years since you ditched theblazer or given anyone a peanut tie but that doesn't mean you can't revisityour salad days now and then. That's what this is all about: taking a trip backin time and enjoying the good stuff again before you do something really grownup and responsible. Like getting married!

The really great thing about Newquay OldSchool Sports Day is that there's an event for everyone. The fast kids alwayswent all-out in the sprint. The jokers loved the sack race. And then there wasthe egg and spoon, the race for kids who were no good at games. Ironically alsothe one that ended up being the best-loved school sports event of all time.

If that sounds like a laugh, tell us who'scoming to Newquay and when. We'll get it sorted so you don't need to.

In a nutshell:

• Fun, informal event with sport day-styleraces
• Pitch hire and gear is included
• Activity is around 1 hour in length
• Event manager on site to organise teams andraces