Howay the lads! Newcastle's love affair with football has been going strong since before your best buddy and his fiancee were even born. Celebrate the beautiful game in one of the most footie-centric and passionate cities on earth, with a classic game of stag party five a side!
This outstanding sports venue has everything you could want for your Saturday afternoon showdown. Just 15 minutes away from Newcastle town centre, it's a state of the art facility featuring indoor and outdoor pitches. Local leagues play here regularly, taking advantage of floodlighting and excellent synthetic grass.
The question is, are you Alan Shearer in his prime, or only fit for the pundit's chair? After a night out in Newcastle, even the most clean-living stag party is likely to be feeling a bit the worse for wear! Don't be surprised if your Cruyff turns come a cropper and your cheeky backheel ends up as an undignified slump on the deck...
With the pitch all yours for one hour, it's up to you whether you play for a laugh or get serious. We're supplying a referee to keep everything gentlemanly, so don those bibs and prepare to play for the honour of stags everywhere.
Some of the crowd are on the pitch. They think it's all over - it is now!
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