Electric Shock Football
Want something even meaner and funnier than dodgeball for a
York stag do? Electric shock football will tickle your funny bone and unleash
your inner monster! If you've ever watched a match and shouted at the telly,
stropped round the living room or actually punched the screen, this is your
dream event. You play football and variation games for one hour. Two of you are
given electric shock gizmos at the start of each game. Then when the whistle
blows, you give them to the next two and get on the pitch. It might be mean but
it is fair.
Now you can properly penalise the players for literally
anything: pushing, diving, pulling shirts, charges, handling the ball - all
that stuff. If the ref shows someone the red card and you reckon he's having a
laugh, shock him. Then shock him again, just to make sure he got the message.
No one needs to commit an actual foul to get shocked. If
you're feeling really power hungry - and you will be because this is a stag -
you can zap your friends for other stuff. Like standing. Breathing. Laughing.
The groom is gonna get it. Big time! You'll have a lot of chances to stitch him
right up. It's way funnier than chucking him in the Ouse, and the video will be
This is the most fun a football fan can have, full stop. Get
it booked and have a champion York stag do!
In a nutshell:
- 60 minutes' game time
- Football and variant games
- 10 electric shock gadgets
- Instructor/event organiser
- Ball and bibs
- Group photo
- Over 18's only