Warsaw Lesbian Dinner Party

We love lesbians. They remind us that the only thing better than one naked lady is two naked ladies, preferably doing stuff to each other. Warsaw, you rule.

This city centre restaurant is the perfect spot to host a girl-on-girl show. It's atmospheric, it's busy, and it's totally used to catering for fellers on a stag weekend! And the best thing is, you lot don't have to lift a finger to get fed and titillated. We'll arrange the whole evening, including sorting the bill in advance. On the night, all you have to do is eat until your eyes bubble and ogle at beautiful girls. Woo hoo!

First things first, though, chaps! We've got you a table booked for two hours of eating awesomeness. Tuck into the best steak dinner in Warsaw, served just the way you like it with crispy, fluffy chips as a side. Drink a couple of beers in honour of the big man. Then loosen your belt a couple of notches and prepare to be aroused.

When the dinner's done and the beers have been quaffed, we'll send in two of Warsaw's most beautiful girls, who will proceed to divest each other of clothes. Who knows what else they'll get up to? Oh, that's right. You do. Keep what you see to yourselves! The Mrs need know nothing of this.

In a nutshell:

• 2 hour table reservation
• Steak and chips dinner
• 2 beers each
• Lesbian show (15 minutes)
• Minimum 10 people
• Local guide