Square it quick and exploit the high line of the defence as you tear apart the locals with your Sunday League skills! That's right, chaps. Madrid beckons, and that means serious football.
You can't go on a stag weekend in the home of Spanish footie without donning the bibs and boots yourselves! Depending on numbers, we'll arrange a five a side, seven a side or 11 a side match. Play amongst yourselves, for a lad's leagues on tour kind of do, or pit your wits against home opposition.
You can play a single match, or a tournament setup.
Rather than putting you through 90 minutes of afternoon sun, we like to keep the halves short and the banter high. Give it all you've got in the 20 minutes before you change ends, and remember - even if you're too hungover to play at your best, you're still fighting for the honour of English football!
Playing in the beautiful city of Madrid, you'll enjoy one of the most exotic backdrops you've ever scored in! Inject some Continental style into your passing, and deploy those attacking wing backs for a real dose of European inspiration.
After the game, a round of post-match brewskis in a local bar should sort the offside claims and near misses.