Essex Stag Party if the speakers in your bro's car are worth more than the car itself!
There's actually a lot more to Essex than TOWIE and fake tans. Yes, there's a stupendous amount of hair and beauty salons but hey, the girls love their grooming, nothing wrong with that! You will see loads of hair extensions, false nails and lashes on a night out but that's just standard for Essex. Loads of really good stuff has come out of Essex. Prodigy frontman Keith Flint is from Essex, as is comedian Lee Evans. And then you've got the whacking great secret nuclear bunker sign. Brilliant!
There's an incredible amount of cool stuff to see and do. Which bring us nicely to Essex stag do ideas. This is a great location if you want exciting outdoor activities. It's easy to forget that Essex is actually a pretty big county. Beyond the big towns you'll find acres of lush fields, rolling hills, ancient forests and open countryside. Perfect for classic stag activities like quad biking, paintball, and high ropes. Then you've got the long golden sandy beaches. Essex has a coastline that's almost as long as Cornwall's.
Essex is on London's doorstep. If you're planning an Essex stag party weekend, you can mix things up a bit and do one night in Brentford or Chelmsford and another in London. Or 'up town' as you say if you're actually from Essex. And when you're eating your hangover breakfast the morning after, there's only one kind of jam you have on your toast at Tiptree! Unless you're having the epic Essex pizza breakfast, of course.
Oh, and one more thing: it's Essix, not Essex. Alright, bruv! Get on it, this is the big lad's stag weekend and it calls for something more than a pint down your local. Do it right, rub shoulders with the who's who of Essex and get your ogle on with the beautiful ladies of the city.