School Dinner

We've taken the traditional school dinner and reloaded it for your stag do! No cold chips, lumpy mash or soggy semolina You'll get man size portions of delicious comfort food served by a team of gorgeous lasses in full school uniform that's a few sizes too small, and high heels. Now that's what we call epic eats!

Start or end your stag weekend with a school dinner and get the whole group round the table for great grub, rivers of booze and naughty but nice entertainment. As you're recalling the good old days, the girls will sashay around in the shortest of school skirts and shirts that are busting at the seams. Beats that old dragon of a dinner lady who used to make you sit there until you'd eaten your peas!

We don't think you'll have any problems cleaning plates but if you do, then our school dinner girls may just tell you off for being very naughty boys!

This is strictly a look but don't touch kind of deal. If you do want a full-on strip show, tip us the wink and we'll upgrade your school dinner with a private performance or sort entry to a strip club.