Nottingham Electric Shock Football

We've had bubble football. Now it's time to take the funniesto the next level. Gents, we proudly present electric shock football! Everwished you could punish a player for overly dramatic diving? Give the ref morethan just a piece of your mind? Live the dream on your Nottingham stag do. Thishilarious offshoot of the beautiful game puts you in charge of the action onthe pitch. Here's the deal: one person from each team sits in the usualcommentators spot to the side of the pitch, with electric shock devices. When aplayer pisses him off, he can choose whether or not to let them know about itby giving the offending footballer a bolt from the blue. Cloughie wouldn't haveapproved...unless he could've used it on Don Revie.

There is a catch of course. The guys holding the devices atthe start don't get them for the duration. Your event coordinator is on hand tomix things up and make them interesting. So be careful about dishing out thosejolts. What goes around, comes around! It's all in the name of fun and you willhave a right laugh, on and off the pitch. Play games, howl laughing at the stagjumping and yelping when he gets a hit off the shocker, and than smash a bottleof bubbly afterwards. It's all good.

If you're looking for crazy-ass activities for a Nottinghamstag do, electric shock football will fit the bill. Have you got the balls forit?

In a nutshell:

• Electric shock football event
• You must be over 18 to take part
• 1 hour long
• Pitch hire and event coordinator
• Ref
• All the equipment
• Suitable for up to 15 people
• Team photo