Edinburgh Beer Goggle Football

Pack your football boots, we're off to Edinburgh to play beer goggle football! You're planning an Edinburgh stag weekend, this calls for comedy. Before you go watch a bunch of standup comics in the city, have a laugh playing the beautiful game wearing beer goggles. Because there's literally nothing funnier than drunk people trying to do stuff. Obviously you'll be sober (if a tad hungover) but with a pair of drunk glasses on, you'll move like a man who smashed a bottle of Scotch for breakfast.

Over the course of an hour, you'll face all sorts of really testing challenges. Like finding the ball and actually kicking it in the right direction. Aiming in the general direction of the goal. Cone drills will spin you right out. If anyone scores it'll be a surprise to him and everyone else! It's not impossible you just really need to concentrate and stop laughing for five seconds. Difficult in this game, it's hilarious from start to finish. Whoever thought of beer goggle football is a genius and deserves a medal for being a total legend.

If being lame at football and laughing like a bunch of hyenas doing it sounds like your idea of a good time, say the word and we'll sort beer goggle football for your Edinburgh stag weekend.

In a nutshell:

• Play football and variation games wearing beer goggles
• Private activity
• All the gear
• Pitch hire
• Event manager to coordinate the games
• Bottle of bubbly
• Team photo